Preacher who doesn't practice their own practices.

Letter to the congregation of the Church of SwagNation:
Greetings Congregation,
   This is your very own Pastor Mahogany. Todays sermon is about confession. Please turn your Daily life lesson books to Indenial 6:24. This scripture states when something is there take it. Sometimes we gotta take our brain off fairytale mode and come back to reality. Who doesn't understand what i'm saying? *counts hands raised up* Ok, let me use myself as an example. So Joshua and I have been uhhh. Ok, since its time to be real, Joshua and I have been nothing. I guess this is the first step to Indenial; accepting and acknowledging the truth. What it really is, is I REALLY like him and he is just doing what he does best; BEING A MAN. Note, I use the term MAN verily loosely.  He's not ready to settle down, stop being a hoe and get himself together. Now being a fellow Swagger (Tacky, I know.) I find out any and everything I want to know. On this particular occasion,  my inner self told me to check something out. And what did Pastor Mahogany do? *waits for response*
   YES!!! I checked something out. And when In the end result what did I find? A picture of Joshua and another female. Not just any female congregation! Its a female that I had inquires about and even asked; of course in result I get some lame explanation about who she is.  When I saw that picture it really made my heart skip a beat. PAUSE. I can't believe my Heart really skipped a beat. It wasn't a good "heart skipping a beat" it was a feeling of IN DENIAL and disappointment.
   In denial because I just want to believe the girl is just a creep and tricked Joshua in to taking the photo. In denial because i wanted to believe this picture was from along time ago. In denial because I wanted to believe the way he was holding her waist was just an accidental posture. In denial because I wanted to believe the way she was smiling in the picture was just to mock and tease me. But overall Disappointment overshadowed all of my feelings. Disappointed because I really liked you Joshua. Disappointed because I allowed myself for this situation to reach this peak. Overall, disappointed because Pastor Mahogany is the definition of in denial.
   I had enough proof to keep life moving but because I was showered in this disease called IN DENIAL I wanted to believe that I was his and he was mine. When in reality I COULD OF BEEN his and I was his as long as many other females personal recreation center. No matter how good I look when I stand up here and preach to my congregation, underneath this suit and long hair is a clown suit and big rainbow wig. At the the end of all of this fiasco that it what he has portrayed me as.
  So congregation, there you have it! I was the living testimony of the definition of IN DENIAL. Until further notice I will resign from my position. I hope you all understand. :(
Signed,
Your former Pastor.
Pastor Mahogany