Letter to the congregation of the Church of SwagNation:
Greetings Congregation,
This is your very own Pastor Mahogany. Todays sermon is about confession. Please turn your Daily life lesson books to Indenial 6:24. This scripture states when something is there take it. Sometimes we gotta take our brain off fairytale mode and come back to reality. Who doesn't understand what i'm saying? *counts hands raised up* Ok, let me use myself as an example. So Joshua and I have been uhhh. Ok, since its time to be real, Joshua and I have been nothing. I guess this is the first step to Indenial; accepting and acknowledging the truth. What it really is, is I REALLY like him and he is just doing what he does best; BEING A MAN. Note, I use the term MAN verily loosely. He's not ready to settle down, stop being a hoe and get himself together. Now being a fellow Swagger (Tacky, I know.) I find out any and everything I want to know. On this particular occasion, my inner self told me to check something out. And what did Pastor Mahogany do? *waits for response*
