It's VanNess, So your girl was bored and I found myself reading this interesting post online. It's called "Murphy Law of Love". And it basically tells you...well.....I'm going to let you guys read it for yourselves. Hope you guys like it!!
- All the good ones are taken.
- If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
- The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
- The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
- The duration of a relationship to a person is inversely proportional to the importance of person to you.
- Nice guys (girls) finish last.
- If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
- Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
- The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
- Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
- The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
- Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
- The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
- When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
- Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
- There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
- Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
- Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
- It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all but
the person that made this statement NEVER loved and lost! - A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
- There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
- Although it may seem like that on the outside, no one is having fun being single
- If you're heart is broken, sweep up the pieces.
There will always be someone who will want to put it back together. - You get the best sex from the worst one for you
- The two thing no man can ever understand; Women and what makes all men complete damn fools over women.
- Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.
- The man shalt not win the argument he started
- The man shalt not win the argument he didn't start
- If a man won an argument, it was just in his head
- A love will tell you they love you endlessly. A true love will tell everyone else they love you endlessly despite the embarrassment factor
- If you're having difficulties choosing between two potential girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.
- If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end.
- Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener
- As soon as you break up with the man (or woman) who couldn't commit TO YOU, they will get married.
- Any good looking person you see that isn't alone, will be accompanied by a person of the opposite sex who doesn't deserve to be with them.
- Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question - YES is the answer.
- Being told your the nicest guy they know is the kiss of death.
- the partner you want, doesn't want you. The ones that do want you are not made for you.
- Love will cause people to do stupid things.
- If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it.
- Sex ends all interest.
- Gravity cannot be held responsible for two people falling in love.
- If you love her/him, s/he doesn't love you
- If you are in love, he/she isn't
- If you want love, you don't get it
- love can be your best friend and/or your worst enemy
- Everyone believe in love, but wonder if it exists
- You don't fall in love, you fall in a hole. The depth of the hole is proportionate to how oblivious you are of the fall.
- The best way to get over a woman.....is to get over another
- The perfection of a person is proportional to how much you love him/her.
- The imperfection of a person is proportional to how much you hate him/her.
- If you can't find Mr Right, go for Mr Fits Best
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